- me watching the olympics: how
I’m sorry but how does this have seventy-five thousand notes when it has a spelling error like that?!
plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
- cosmo tip: upon swallowing your lovers semen inform them of how delicious the thousands of souls of unborn children are
Somebody entertain me. My car almost broke down and I’m repairing it on the side of the road in very average weather.
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
Today I went for a random drive for fun, because I like my new (old) car, and I parked in the middle of nowhere and had an hour nap. I don’t even know, don’t ask.
Thinking I should whip out my skateboard again after a few years of retirement for extra cool points on da streetz
Can someone come and watch The Dark Knight Rises with me?
Can you just imagine Tyra Banks saying “you wanna be on top?” during sex
Back to school tomorrow :)/:(
- someone: have you seen this movie?
- me: no but i've seen gifs
There’s a sale on suits and I’m so tempted to buy one, but for what? I need a reason. When I’m older I’m going to work in a Mad Men office.
It amazes me how my dog is a living creature. She has thoughts and feelings, likes and dislikes, a personality that I’m not sure anyone else can see. Sometimes I feel mad talking to her and feeling this love for her. But she’s worth it. No matter what kind of a weird reputation I might have for being too attached to my dog, she’s completely worth it.
I get a similar feeling with some people, like my dad. Like, they’re not just beings put in the path of my life for interaction, they’re their own person with their own lives idek
- Me: are you mcgonagall