With your hands between your thighs, and a smile

fuckeli:

plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”

Somebody entertain me. My car almost broke down and I’m repairing it on the side of the road in very average weather.

bawbag:

In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin

chef-ru:

good on you andy

doing it for aussie blokes everywhere

Today I went for a random drive for fun, because I like my new (old) car, and I parked in the middle of nowhere and had an hour nap. I don’t even know, don’t ask.

KASUN LET’S GO SKATE! hahaha lads 4 lyf

I just bought extra thick markers so we can go and tag the trains too esshhhh

Thinking I should whip out my skateboard again after a few years of retirement for extra cool points on da streetz 

Can someone come and watch The Dark Knight Rises with me?

fushandchuppies:

Can you just imagine Tyra Banks saying “you wanna be on top?” during sex

Back to school tomorrow :)/:(

There’s a sale on suits and I’m so tempted to buy one, but for what? I need a reason. When I’m older I’m going to work in a Mad Men office.

katerhymess:

It amazes me how my dog is a living creature. She has thoughts and feelings, likes and dislikes, a personality that I’m not sure anyone else can see. Sometimes I feel mad talking to her and feeling this love for her. But she’s worth it. No matter what kind of a weird reputation I might have for being too attached to my dog, she’s completely worth it.

I get a similar feeling with some people, like my dad. Like, they’re not just beings put in the path of my life for interaction, they’re their own person with their own lives idek

lucywho:

metallikato:

_{I see a little silhouetto of a man}

Scara^MOUCHE scara^MOUCHE

Will you do the fan^dango?

ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ

ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　

Me!

^Galileo,_Galileo

^Galileo,_Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificoo^oooooo_ooo~