chekhov: rosa parkour leaping over segregation
This morning I woke up at 5.45 after going to sleep at 3.30 the same morning because I had too much caffeine the night before. Dad gave me a lift to the city, I bought a coffee and then I spent my whole day from 7.30 am to 6.30 pm in the library while snacking on food from my bag for sustenance. Kids, this is why you study when you’re meant to. I think it was good for me because I...
dyslecix: i was at my locker before my exam today and three YEAR 7 GIRLS were talking about how they know a guy with “a tumbler url thingy called 1d-i-love-nile” or something and how he is “~so gay~” i actually laughed at them i stared right into each of their eyes and laughed Why is this so funny hahahaha
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only...
Oh wow a really hot French couple just sat on my table and they keep giving each other longing looks like they do on SBS movies right before they have sex wow how am I meant to study in these conditions?
fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle omg
I went to the shops in my pjs and then noticed I had toothpaste on my hoodie, classy.
blackmanspenis: methlabrador: what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is fuck I would eat myself alive nooooooooo
Instead of studying for exams next week I went to The Nunnery/Vag House and we replayed and danced to Eurovision. Time well spent.
sibf asked: not gonna lie, i followed back as soon as I saw your blog name, without the posts even being loaded yet. haha.
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
Today I waited for ages for a train because the train on my platform would not move ‘until the police have arrived’. Why do I always get caught in situations involving trains and police?
Why is it always slightly annoying when someone makes a facebook status about tumblr?
Mark Webber take a bow
lattices: There are so many babes on this year’s Eurovision I can’t handle it Russia included.
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
You know what's horrible?
borncaptive: When you do a poo and the water from the toilet splashes back onto your butt. Ahahahaha
I told my sister that she should watch Eurovision but then she yelled at me saying ‘NO I DON’T LIKE IT’. I just walked past the TV and she is watching it. CAUGHT IN THE ACT.
I got 104 out of 110 marks on my final assignment but I didn’t hand it in on time and got a 22 mark penalty. Gooooooood.