September 2011
Dad asked for help on what to wear for a wedding...
Me: Nah, not that tie, it looks tacky, eugh.
Dad: But I like the colour!
Me: Hmm, I guess it doesn’t really matter. If it was me, I wouldn’t wear it, but if you like it, then go for it.
Dad: Yeah, I thought so. I saw the British Prime Minister wearing it, it must be ‘in style’!
Me: *no words*
What the hell. I just found BBQ Shapes in my room....
Finally got my VTAC and UAC applications sorted.
Now an all-nighter for my folio, weeeeeeeew!
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"Your train has been delayed 39 minutes"
Good news everyone!
Playing Zelda twilight princess
chocolatotty:
Name your player:
We suggest: Link
Delete delete delete delete
I suggest: Vagina
Name your horse:
We suggest: Epona
Delete delete delete backspace delete
I suggest: Your penis
Click accept
“oh hey vagina! I just finished washing your penis.”
“Hey vagina, maybe you can herd these goats with your penis.”
“Vagina, dismount your penis!”
LIFE IS AWESOME
I’m...
The Dalai Lama’s 18 Rules For Living
onlytrippystuff:
Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
Follow the three Rs: Respect for self
Respect for others
Responsibility for all your actions.
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Don’t let a little...
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i love my guitar
meltedrockcandy:
writing a song, which is not uncommon for me
so far it’s really good guys (modesty on display, caution)
and happy, which is unusual….
Well I was playing Last Friday Night, sooo0o0o0o I think I win here.
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gardenstate:
rainbowsandhurricanes:
The...
▲Do you remember when Banjo Patterson published...
Drinking McCafe coffee in Degraves St.
BLASPHEMY.
OUTRAGEOUS.
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disappearingalex-deactivated201 asked: "I have a sweet bike and I’m really good at hooking up with chicks." Why do I find this so funny?
katerhymes asked: Do 10 :D
gooolia-deactivated20111004 asked: 7, 20, 39, 42
katerhymes asked: omg, 1 and 32.
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everybody-please-relax:
I had my first actual driving lesson today. My instructor is one of those people who talks way too much and thinks he’s hilarious.
He had these catch phrases like “all is good with a little bit of chocolate!”…. SOZ MAN, BUT HOW IS THAT RELEVANT?
My ears hurt from listening and my mouth hurts from pretending to laugh.
Also, the fact that my test is booked for Vicroads...
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