May 2010
“JUST STICK THAT MOTHERFUCKING COCK RIGHT UP IN YOUR ASS! …. Oh hey Kasun!”
—Sean Ding, describing a fictional event (I hope)
my physics teacher is wearing a disgusting combo of tracksuit pants and jacket.
like, it’s a public place.
And he’s about 50 and balding.
-SHUDDER-
Play
grrr, i hate my reflection
“And no one thinks they are to blame
Why can’t we see
That when we bleed we bleed the same” —MUSE (via agenuinemess) (via quote-book) (via maehemmaelyn) (via rocccie) (via cemeteriesoflondon) (via bedsiderevolution)
Why can’t we see
That when we bleed we bleed the same” —MUSE (via agenuinemess) (via quote-book) (via maehemmaelyn) (via rocccie) (via cemeteriesoflondon) (via bedsiderevolution)
Every time I bounce, I feel I touch the SKY!!
I want to clean my room, but I have other things to do
That’s what I tell myself all the time.
Maybe I’ll clean like one eighth at a time!
@bedsiderevolution
I’m pretty sure I’m going to see muse (Y)
Are you interested in getting laid?
Get laid tonight !
Meet Beautiful Women
Millionaire Beautiful Singles
Single Ukraine Ladies (lol)
I keep getting this shitty spam mail, it was humorous, but it shits me up the wall now.
No thank you random mailbot, you can keep your single Ukraine ladies.
homg MUSE 14th December, tickets from $100
who wants to go?
my abs hurt for some reason
*worst
Good News Week or Man vs Wild?
mango juice, no added sugar!
it already has 18g per serve, isn’t that a lot already?
on my own, here we go.: Fucking hell. This is fucking ridiculous. Every fucking week this... →
star-crossedlovers.tumblr.com
Fucking hell. This is fucking ridiculous. Every fucking week this happens. I woke up at 7.30 to leave at 8.30 to be 10 minutes early, but at 8.30 my parents were taking their sweet fucking time before telling me they’re all going to fucking Costco again. My brother was playing Mario Kart and said…
OMFG i can totally sympathise with you. The aim of my parents is to make me late and embarrassed for any event I have ever asked a lift to for. Even just yesterday, two friends and I were 15 minutes late to rugby because my dad thought he could fit in a round of shopping in 10 minutes.
The worst thing is that they always lie about how long they’ll take. I was waiting outside this joint with a friend, because I asked my dad to give me a lift. I called him and asked how long he’d be, 10 minutes sounded reasonable. We then sat there for 1 fucking hour. And his excuse was ‘i had to finish the shopping’ o.O OH GEE THANKS FOR GETTING YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.
Once i waited on the grass after a cricket game for 3 and 1/2 hours.
For fuck’s sake, once they told me we were leaving for Geelong the night before. They never tell me when we’re going out for dinner, apparently I have to notice that they are getting ready to go out, then I ask them what the fuck they’re doing, then they’re like ‘oh, didn’t you know? we’re going out for dinner!’. How amusing. Do you realise that I do have other things to do?
The only thing that they’ve ever been early to is my school’s entrance exam. Delightful.
I mean, I know that I’m not trying out for a state team here, but I feel for ya.
i can't sleep, ears are still ringing
so apparently it's un-manly to post on tumblr
fml
working my way through Skins season 4
i'm not gonna waste these words, about a girl
6.45 pm
so i just arrived at home, and i discover a pile of Ikea wares scattered over the kitchen bench.
this is what i’ve deduced:
while i’ve been slaving away at school,
MY PARENTS WENT TO FUCKING IKEA AND HAD THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES??!!
COULDN’T THEY WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND?
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
“i’m katie fucking fitch, who the fuck are you?”
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chillin' to Antiques Roadshow
well played
- b9llfish: omfg, I GOOGLE MYSELF, SOME FUCKING FRENCH CHICK ALWAYS COMES UP
- choctop: LOL, oh dude, that actress? you’re horrible for googling your own self
- b9llfish: shut up, i was bored
- choctop: nah, it’s okay don’t worry :P
- -she gives me this link-
- b9llfish: nothing came up for you
- choctop: FUCK YOU
- b9llfish: LOL
“ Yeah, I’ll admit it, I hate Twilight too. They told me it was gonna be a movie about vampires, and I was like ‘Fuck yeah, we’re in a horror movie with this shitty pop song I wrote!’. Then I found out it’s not a horror movie, it’s some stupid fucking romance novel shit with a creepy stalker. And they play baseball to our song. What the hell? ”
—
Matt Bellamy
(on Muse being ashamed to be a part of Twilight)
(via domhoward)
I hope to God this is true…
(via crochetedofsnow, spookypeanut)
i've spent the last hour or so looking for a bayside house to purchase
despite the fact that i have no money. i really really really want to move house
@crochetedofsnow
when did you start saying ‘awks’?
i started saying it like a month ago, and people were like ‘omg that sounds so douch-ey’ and i’m like ‘psshh, it’s cool, trust me, it’ll get around’
so i guess we’re cool kids for saying ‘awks’
i swear there is a doodlejump monster in my stomach
Top Gear (Y)
almost every person to have made a facebook group cannot spell
There are only 42.5 years till the world's oil runs out →
worldometers.info
keep in mind that almost everything you own is probably derived from oil eg. plastic, rubbers, synthetic fabrics, creams, pads, perfumes. AREN’T WE FUCKED?
okay, that was awkward
i just got a random boner in class. fucking inconvenient dick
Heidi has become aquainted with the Alot.
(via star-crossedlovers)
I swear, i’ve never come across this beast before. It was a freak incident
circley square, squarely circle
