like, it’s a public place.
And he’s about 50 and balding.
That’s what I tell myself all the time.
Maybe I’ll clean like one eighth at a time!
I’m pretty sure I’m going to see muse (Y)
Get laid tonight !
Meet Beautiful Women
Millionaire Beautiful Singles
Single Ukraine Ladies (lol)
I keep getting this shitty spam mail, it was humorous, but it shits me up the wall now.
No thank you random mailbot, you can keep your single Ukraine ladies.
who wants to go?
it already has 18g per serve, isn’t that a lot already?
so i just arrived at home, and i discover a pile of Ikea wares scattered over the kitchen bench.
this is what i’ve deduced:
while i’ve been slaving away at school,
MY PARENTS WENT TO FUCKING IKEA AND HAD THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES??!!
COULDN’T THEY WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND?
- b9llfish: omfg, I GOOGLE MYSELF, SOME FUCKING FRENCH CHICK ALWAYS COMES UP
- choctop: LOL, oh dude, that actress? you’re horrible for googling your own self
- b9llfish: shut up, i was bored
- choctop: nah, it’s okay don’t worry :P
- -she gives me this link-
- b9llfish: nothing came up for you
- choctop: FUCK YOU
- b9llfish: LOL
(on Muse being ashamed to be a part of Twilight)
I hope to God this is true…
despite the fact that i have no money. i really really really want to move house
when did you start saying ‘awks’?
i started saying it like a month ago, and people were like ‘omg that sounds so douch-ey’ and i’m like ‘psshh, it’s cool, trust me, it’ll get around’
so i guess we’re cool kids for saying ‘awks’
i just got a random boner in class. fucking inconvenient dick
I swear, i’ve never come across this beast before. It was a freak incident