nyozeka: i hope my first child is a dragon
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
I’ve convinced myself that 2am nachos are a healthy habit
thekoolaidkid: why don’t yugioh fuck yourself
considerthishippie: Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
nigerian: [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
neverjoy asked: <3
humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
Hyperbole and a Half: Depression Part Two →
Helping to understand depression
endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
Somebody broke into my car why do fuckheads exist
Um, laptop just crashed along with 1500 words. Excuse me while I implode.
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: the bourgeoisie is just as necessary a precondition for the socialist revolution as is the proletariat itself.
I’d be so good at being rich.
luststrade: swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent
Bonding over concerts is a sweet kind of bonding
slendyrunawaywithme: shampoo for my real friends real poo for my sham friends
jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
meladoodle: girl you gonna need a permission slip to ride this dick
I just got a message from somebody I’ve never met: “i love you kasun go you”
theangryviolinist: do re mi fa so done with this semester
nahthatsnotveryraven: if the only things you know about australia is from what you saw in that simpson episode then congrats thats it, thats literally all you need to know
What the fuck McDonald’s Japan They made a fries to drink converter. I can’t get over the fries in the bike bottle cage ahaha. “Just riding my bike downtown, feelin like fries. OH WAIT I REMEMBERED TO PACK MY FRIES” *reaches down and munches away*
anghofio-mi: tweetles96: edifying: anerdthatlovesdrumcorps: what if instead of saying shut up we just yelled decrescendo at people or you could just yell subito pianissimo at them If only other people were intelligent enough to know what we were saying, though. We could have our own secret language……. it’s called italian, it isn’t exactly a secret. ahaha yes^ “intelligent...